Atlanta, GA – Today the CDC announced an epidemic of debilitating cognitive dissonance in upstate South Carolina. Aggregate data from Greenville-Spartanburg psychiatric hospitals, along with party affiliation, led CDC epidemiologists to a stark conclusion: SC…
Columbia, SC — Following news that President-elect Donald Trump is considering her for Secretary of State, SC Governor Nikki Haley has disappeared from the South Carolina. Public affairs officer Lt. Dannel Horsmellz from the SC State…
Washington, DC — Sitting in his chair at the Senate dental office on Thursday, Congressman Trey “Benghazi” Gowdy (R-SC) declared to do “WHATEVER IT TAKES!” to convince President-elect Donald Trump to nominate him for Attorney General…
What was originally suspected to be a viral media campaign for the remake of the Stephen King movie, “It”, South Carolina finds itself in the grips of mass hysteria. Reports of “creepy clowns” continue to…
As news of former NFL footballer, Tim Tebow, signing with the New York Mets sank in, South Carolinians came to the unnerving realization that the former Heisman Trophy winner could end up playing for Mets’…
Columbia, SC — As tropical weather system Hermine bears down on the Gulf Coast on its way to the Carolinas, Governor Nikki Haley (R) is admonishing South Carolinians to pray the storm away. “We saw how little…
Anderson, SC — Controversial Newspring Church preacher Perry Noble shocked congregants Sunday with the news of his departure as senior pastor, due to his “posture towards marriage” and use of alcohol, but none were prepared for the…
Spartanburg, SC — Renowned foe of abortion rights, transgender bathrooms, trisomy mutants and the goldurn White House all lit up in them Abomination Colors Senator Lee Bright (R, Spartanburg) has lost his GOP primary runoff…
Spartanburg, SC – In a move sure to please conspiracy theorists and Evil Eye victims nationwide, the voters of SC’s 4th Congressional District have voted U.S. Representative Trey Gowdy (R) Honorary Witch-Hunter, a symbolic lifetime…
Columbia, SC — Despite personal intervention by the Governor and her political group, A Great Day SC, and relentless late campaign attack ads fueled by out-of-state donors, senators Hugh Leatherman (R-Florence) and Luke Rankin (R-Horry)…
