Columbia, SC — Following news that President-elect Donald Trump is considering her for Secretary of State, SC Governor Nikki Haley has disappeared from the South Carolina. Public affairs officer Lt. Dannel Horsmellz from the SC State…
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Washington, DC — Sitting in his chair at the Senate dental office on Thursday, Congressman Trey “Benghazi” Gowdy (R-SC) declared to do “WHATEVER IT TAKES!” to convince President-elect Donald Trump to nominate him for Attorney General…
What was originally suspected to be a viral media campaign for the remake of the Stephen King movie, “It”, South Carolina finds itself in the grips of mass hysteria. Reports of “creepy clowns” continue to…
Spartanburg, SC — Renowned foe of abortion rights, transgender bathrooms, trisomy mutants and the goldurn White House all lit up in them Abomination Colors Senator Lee Bright (R, Spartanburg) has lost his GOP primary runoff…
Spartanburg, SC – In a move sure to please conspiracy theorists and Evil Eye victims nationwide, the voters of SC’s 4th Congressional District have voted U.S. Representative Trey Gowdy (R) Honorary Witch-Hunter, a symbolic lifetime…
Columbia, SC — Despite personal intervention by the Governor and her political group, A Great Day SC, and relentless late campaign attack ads fueled by out-of-state donors, senators Hugh Leatherman (R-Florence) and Luke Rankin (R-Horry)…
Columbia, SC. The South Carolina legislature enthusiastically voted in favor of Nikki Haley’s plan to eliminate all state income taxes for those residents who employ 2 or more servants in their homes. “This will have…
Columbia, SC — Undaunted by his failed attempt at introducing a transgender bathroom bill in this legislative session, Senator Lee Bright (R, Spartanburg) vows to oppress SOME group when the legislature reconvenes in 2017. Resolute…
In what some insiders have termed an “unorthodox move”, Hugh Leatherman announced Tuesday that he intends to seek the office of Crypt Keeper in 2020. The 168 year-old Florentine will likely walk away with a tenth term in…
Columbia, SC – Teh State has learned of a public relations campaign to be launched by Governor Nikki Haley’s office. The campaign, tentatively titled “Name South Carolina’s Fury Road”, will be an open essay contest inviting…
