Reports of Creepy Clowns Increase

What was originally suspected to be a viral media campaign for the remake of the Stephen King movie, “It”, South Carolina finds itself in the grips of mass hysteria.  Reports of “creepy clowns” continue to surface around the state.  Mainly glimpsed lurking in the shadows of darkened alleyways or driving windowless vans, the clowns have become more brazen as sightings have been reported in broad daylight – sometimes even in the vicinity of the State House.  More information as details surface.