Reports of Creepy Clowns Increase
What was originally suspected to be a viral media campaign for the remake of the Stephen King movie, “It”, South Carolina finds itself in the grips of mass hysteria. Reports of “creepy clowns” continue to…
September 2016
South Carolinians Shudder at Thought of Tebow Playing Baseball in Columbia
As news of former NFL footballer, Tim Tebow, signing with the New York Mets sank in, South Carolinians came to the unnerving realization that the former Heisman Trophy winner could end up playing for Mets’…
As Hurricane Hermine nears, Haley urges citizens to “Pray harder, dammit”
Columbia, SC — As tropical weather system Hermine bears down on the Gulf Coast on its way to the Carolinas, Governor Nikki Haley (R) is admonishing South Carolinians to pray the storm away. “We saw how little…