November 2016

Teh Politics November 16, 2016

Haley paints skin, heads to Standing Rock in effort to avoid Secretary of State pick by Trump

Columbia, SC — Following news that President-elect Donald Trump is considering her for Secretary of State, SC Governor Nikki Haley has disappeared from the South Carolina. Public affairs officer Lt. Dannel Horsmellz from the SC State…

Rep. Trey Gowdy (R, SC) demonstrates the thickness of President-Elect's penis.

Teh Politics November 14, 2016

Gowdy extracts all teeth — prepared to “suck Trump’s balls dry” for Attorney General Position

Washington, DC — Sitting in his chair at the Senate dental office on Thursday, Congressman Trey “Benghazi” Gowdy (R-SC) declared to do “WHATEVER IT TAKES!” to convince President-elect Donald Trump to nominate him for Attorney General…