Anderson, SC — Controversial Newspring Church preacher Perry Noble shocked congregants Sunday with the news of his departure as senior pastor, due to his “posture towards marriage” and use of alcohol, but none were prepared for the…
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Barnwell, SC — Citing a “sincere misleading of the truth, or thereabouts”, novice raccoon hunter and racist bastard Andy “Spanky” Harrellzon filed “law papers” against the Hominy Raccoon Hunting Club in the state circuit court of Barnwell on Wednesday. Harrellzon turned…
Florence– In what one observer called “the most grisly scene I ever seen in many a years,” dozens of graduates at Francis Marion University were maimed when a mortarboard decorated by De’Jussica Murdersnatch exploded under…
Camden, SC — Pressured by relentless criticism, the Carolina Cup, a steeplechase rich in tradition, has announced new initiatives to attract a more diverse audience to this year’s event. Ashley Whitehall, an event organizer, allows…
