Columbia, SC. The South Carolina legislature enthusiastically voted in favor of Nikki Haley’s plan to eliminate all state income taxes for those residents who employ 2 or more servants in their homes. “This will have…
Barnwell, SC — Citing a “sincere misleading of the truth, or thereabouts”, novice raccoon hunter and racist bastard Andy “Spanky” Harrellzon filed “law papers” against the Hominy Raccoon Hunting Club in the state circuit court of Barnwell on Wednesday. Harrellzon turned…
Union, SC – In a shocking press release, the National Basketball Association announced plans to relocate the Toronto Raptors franchise to Union, South Carolina. The announcement is unprecedented, as the move was revealed in the…
Doomsday preppers were treated to a delightful surprise when Sam’s Club released its “Instant Savings” mailer upon the world, this past week. Located on page 17, the wholesaler/retailer offered $700 off Augason Farms® “Emergency Food…
Florence– In what one observer called “the most grisly scene I ever seen in many a years,” dozens of graduates at Francis Marion University were maimed when a mortarboard decorated by De’Jussica Murdersnatch exploded under…
Columbia, SC — Undaunted by his failed attempt at introducing a transgender bathroom bill in this legislative session, Senator Lee Bright (R, Spartanburg) vows to oppress SOME group when the legislature reconvenes in 2017. Resolute…
In what some insiders have termed an “unorthodox move”, Hugh Leatherman announced Tuesday that he intends to seek the office of Crypt Keeper in 2020. The 168 year-old Florentine will likely walk away with a tenth term in…
