Columbia, SC – Teh State has learned of a public relations campaign to be launched by Governor Nikki Haley’s office. The campaign, tentatively titled “Name South Carolina’s Fury Road”, will be an open essay contest inviting…
Raleigh, NC – An anonymous political activist discretely captured a now-viral photo of North Carolina governor Pat McCrory sporting a defeated reaction to being privately informed of some breaking news. While online speculation has followed…
Camden, SC — Pressured by relentless criticism, the Carolina Cup, a steeplechase rich in tradition, has announced new initiatives to attract a more diverse audience to this year’s event. Ashley Whitehall, an event organizer, allows…
Clemson, SC — Clemson’s Board of Trustees voted to reward Dabo “Dabo” Swinney for leading the Tigers to a national championship loss on Monday by increasing his salary to $45 billion dollars, and “unlimited handjobs”,…
Florence, SC – The Pee Dee Pride minor league hockey team operated in Florence, South Carolina from 1997 – 2005. During that time, a feisty player from the small town of Moose Patch, Alberta, Canada,…
Kingstree- -Court documents released Tuesday revealed that Cecil Button is challenging the cruelty-free certification application submitted by the Davis Family Farm. Button, or Dickwhistle as he’s known on the farm, alleges years of systematic abuse…
Senate President Pro Tempura Hugh Leatherman, R-Florence, wants to let “a big ol’ drapery-type thing” shed a shadow on “money.” Money refers to donations given to organizations God-fearing Sandlappers that do not should never have to reveal their donors…
Once again, the nation’s military prepares to strike back against those who stand against all that is good and right in the world. Department of Defense spokesperson Boef Massengill confirmed today that feral felines are…
