Orangeburg, SC – Floyd Smoot of Orangeburg recently employed his turn signal for the first time on Wednesday. The occurrence was reported to the Orangeburg police by several distressed callers, each expressing confusion and outrage.
“I kept telling people, ‘It was an accident!’,” Smoot proclaimed. “I must have bumped it with my elbow when I was reaching into the floorboard for my pouch of Red Man.”
Residents of Orangeburg were not buying it. Since the time of the incident, Smoot has been forced out of town by a protesting mob carrying signs accusing Smoot of witchcraft, communism, socialism, liberalism and “the science”, among others.
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